Tuesday, October 28, 2014

How a caterpillar {almost} ruined 1st Grade

Yesterday I posted this picture here. Now I'm telling you what went down.

Picture me in first grade, missing bottom tooth and all with my awesome spandex shorts, and white Keds. It was recess and we were all outside playing when I spotted one of these about to get squished by some wild boy running around. 

Being the kind person I am, I picked this little guy up, held him for a few minutes, no doubt admiring his furriness, and sat him in the grass...or so I thought.

I guess the little bug didn't want to leave me so instead of going in the grass, he somehow ended up stuck on the back side of my you see where this is going? Sweet little first grade me went to sit down and ended up with squished up bug all over my ass. And that furriness, it turned into a huge itchy mess.

I had to walk to the office with bug butt and call my mom who had to bring me a change of clothes. Did I mention I was also hysterically crying the whole time? Awesome. 
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